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It wasn't dirty (Because I have to say it.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU5gp-KJvMY&NR

Here is my deal: It wasn't dirty. How exactly? Well, I don't know. But it wasn't. I don't think little Eddie Kennison is going to exhort so much pressure into big He Whom I Will Not Mention to garner that kind of force. HWIWNM had to have intent. Maybe his trajectory was just altered...yeah, that's it.

Either way, there should have been a flag.

Either way, Jordan Black must suffer a traitors death (hanged, stretched, castrated, disemboweled, all intestines burned, decapitated, dismembered, and body parts sent to the four corners of Chiefs Nation) for is performance Sunday. The guy sucked. Really bad.

Either way, Mike Solari, or whatever his name is, needs to get to know Larry Johnson.

Dear Mike, I promise LJ is good. Really. I know you may not see it but I know deep down in my heart that LJ has something to give to this team. If he sucks, blame it on me. From Ben

Either way, we have at least learned officially that Randy Cross and Marvin Lewis have no soul. And they are gay. Together. Sexually.

Either way, this season is not over. Denver lost. San Diego won, but they beat the equivalent of the Royals. We knew San Diego was going to win like we know the Chiefs will lose next week with or without Green because we never win in Denver. If Green misses two games like ESPN says (and ESPN is never wrong... ... ... ... ...) it might as well be against Denver and San Francisco. Lose to Denver, beat San Fran. LJ equals win against the 49ers. It is a rule. That puts us at 1-2 when Green comes back. The reality is we were going to be 1-2 anyway entering week 5 so I am okay with that. Plus, New England is not going to be good this year (8-8 at best), Miami is not ready to be a playoff team yet (but they will win the AFC East because someone has to), Jacksonville is not that good and their final record will show it, and San Diego will finish 9-7 at best due to Rivers. So the door is still open for the Chiefs to get a wildcard spot in my projections.

Either way, we are still finishing 2-14 and drafting Troy Smith. And LJ rushes for 25,627 yards (that's 25,559 yards in 15 games by the way. Geez he is good.).

Either way.

We're screwed.

I'm done venting.

Ok.

This Saturday in Arizona, Clemens will take his 2.09 ERA (and misleading 2-4 record) to the mound -- for a team that is currently six games out in the wild-card race, 17 games under .500 since its 19-9 start and the not-so-proud owner of a worse record since May 4 (30-47) than the Royals (31-47).

And any time your team finds itself mixed up in a phrase like "worse record than the Royals," you know you're in trouble. Or you ought to know, anyway.

- Jayson Stark

hehehehehe................

At least the Royals are going to be absolutely amazing in 2009ish!

Currently Listening Metallica By Metallica see related

- Ultimate head banging music!

I REALLY want to headbutt somebody. Zinedine Zidane has inspired me. It was amazing.

Click here to do it yourself!

Royals quote of the week:

Butler won the day Sunday. His home run led the U.S. Team to victory, and he got the MVP award, and after the game a representative from the Baseball Hall of Fame asked Butler for the bat he used. Butler was pretty blown away by that. He’s not yet old enough to buy beer in Missouri, but he will be in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

"What did you say?" we asked him.

“I asked, ‘Is there another Hall of Fame?’ ” Butler said.

- from Joe Posnanski's column on Butler and Gordon in the MLB Futures game

[The Royals] pitching staff is so bad that Quentin Tarantino walked out of a Royals game because he found the bullpen's performance to be "too gory."

-- espn.com

HA!

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- My girlfriend says it is white trash music. I call it Staind's Break the Cycle. You be the judge.

has this title thing always been here?????

Because the Holy Spirit has led me to (or something like that) I shall post.

Ah where to begin? Oh yes, the Royals. They suck. 19-49. I had an aunt try to convince me that the Brewers were worse than the Royals.I let her argue for awhile, you know, just to please her and waste time. Then I asked what there record was and she said "26-24." (this was in May by the way) I laughed. In the back of my mind I am thinking one, you have no clue what you are talking about do you? and two, isn't there a rule somewhere that you cannot complain about your team being over .500 unless you are the Yankees or the Red Sox? Obviously not. Anyway I told her the Royals were 11-37 at the time. Which now that I think about it, the Royals are only 8-12 since that point which is not that bad....doesn't feel that way though. Needless to say I won the argument which was all I cared about.

To spare the debate of what the Royals should do and why they are bad I will leave you with this: Either way we will still suck until we start taking steroids, because frankly, every baseball player sucks without steroids. (please note the sarcasm.)

Next topic....

I like soccer, but be quite becasue it is a secret. I just figured out I liked soccer by watching the World Cup. Soccer is crazy. I am not quite secure enough with my manhood to come out publicly and say that I like soccer but maybe in time I will grow up and face my fears.

Another topic....

Why have we not signed Ty Law yet? With Ty Law Chiefs go 12-4. Without Ty Law Chiefs go 9-7 (but still win the division because the AFC West is going to suck this year).

OOOO I found another topic!!!....

I have decided to keep a running count of which will the SBU football team have more of: wins or arrests. I am banking on arrests. I actually found a line on this in Vegas. Odds of more wins is 100000000000000/1 against. Even for the arrests. Vegas is a genius.

Yet another topic...

I have decided to write a book. I have a topic. I will run some stuff by on Xanga every once in awhile to see what you think.

Bye.

ok.